Optimistically Realistic

Apr 22

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

Apr 21

(Source: collegehumor)

Apr 21
tyleroakley:

Happy Easter!

tyleroakley:

Happy Easter!

Apr 21

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

Apr 21
whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

Apr 19

(Source: sizvideos)

Apr 17

tyleroakley:

drawing-bored:

Michael Hamm

HOW DO I MAKE HIM LOVE ME?

Apr 17

catsbeaversandducks:

Ginger Action!

(Source: bokuwachikuwa)

Apr 17

not-pizza:

valeart2595:

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Apr 17

catsbeaversandducks:

Cats: what they think they look like and what they actually look like.

Photos/caption by ©Charlie Critter