Optimistically Realistic

Aug 28
mychemgirl15:

ultrafacts:

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Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them

mychemgirl15:

ultrafacts:

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Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them

Aug 28
undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!

To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!

To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!

Jessie!
James!

Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!

Meowth! You got it!

Aug 28

marylovesbooks:

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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how did this post get even better

Aug 27
w-eekend:

reblogging bc i might want a lil sphynx in the future

w-eekend:

reblogging bc i might want a lil sphynx in the future

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Aug 26
greaterland:

me as hell

greaterland:

me as hell

Aug 26

queenoftheshucks:

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

I can’t stop laughing

Aug 26
perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

(Source: evidentearth)

Aug 26
tastefullyoffensive:

[azn_math]
Aug 26
beeteedub5:

ultrafacts:

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OMG 
THIS EXPLAINS
THIS

beeteedub5:

ultrafacts:

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OMG 

THIS EXPLAINS

THIS

Aug 26

bitrates:

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.

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